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The Secret Society of Parents: Lost

Sometimes I like to think of parenting as an episode of Lost, which is how I feel most of the time:

Think of a mysterious island inhabited entirely by a tribe of parents. None of them are really sure how they got there. They do their best to survive using what little skills they have. Some will adapt quickly, others more slowly. They will all learn new methods of cooking, cleaning, shopping, packing, organizing, soothing, inspiring, empathizing. They will learn how to eat quickly, with either hand, while washing the dishes and holding a baby. They will grow stronger, both physically and mentally.

As time passes and hope for rescue grows dim, a society begins to form. A SECRET society, operating invisibly to the rest of the world, in which the wisdom of the ancients is passed on from elder to child through story and song. Small clans break off from the main body, held together by the shared interests of their children.

Some, desperate for information, will leave the safety of the tribe to search the island for a handbook on parenting, a magical text that is said to contain all the knowledge of generations past. They will scour the jungle for this fabled tome, eventually realizing that it does not exist. Along the way, however, they will gather weathered old books and magazines washed up along the shore, and will begin to piece together a rudimentary method of defining themselves.

A computer room is discovered in a small underground bomb shelter where access to the internet gleans more parenting information from the mainland. They soon become inundated with too much advertising and must sever their connection.

They soon realize that there is no easy way off this island, and that they must each walk their own path. Only by suffering first hand will they truly learn what it means to be A PARENT.

One day they will be rescued and will all be integrated back into the main body of civilization. But they will all realize that their experience on the island has changed them in ways they are still struggling to understand. They have evolved somehow. They will then spend the rest of their lives gathering information and watching for signs, preparing for the day when they can share their experience on the island with the rest of society. And the world will become a better place.

Roll credits.

Embrace Life

Every once in awhile a commercial comes along that really moves me…

The Culture of Television

TVAs much as we’ve tried to keep Maddie away from the evil forces of TV Land, our television has become our emergency baby sitter from time to time when we are too tired to be fully engaged with our daughter. I know many many households where this is the case. Part of me is sad about this. The idealist in me cringes every time we give life to that foul metal box, worried about what messages will be absorbed by Maddie’s tender brain. She can become so lost in its’ hypnotic allure that she will not hear us talking to her when she is watching. That’s scary, powerful stuff.

On the other hand, the practical side of me says it’s just fine, harmless entertainment, and a welcome relief to a weary parent. I convince myself that as long as we closely monitor what it is she is watching that it is ok, maybe even educational at times. No substitute for a real person, not by a long shot. But maybe a nice diversion…

So on that note, here is Maddie’s (now age 4) current Top 10 List of favorite TV shows:

1. Blue’s Clues

2. Dora The Explorer

3. Go, Diego, Go!

4. Sid The Science Kid

5. Ni Hao, Kai-Lan

6. Super Why!

7. Yo Gabba Gabba!

8. Wonder Pets

9. Dragon Tales

10. Disney’s Mickey Mouse Clubhouse

For the first three years of Maddie’s life, I watched alongside of her. The last year, not so much, as I tried to be more productive with my time (READ: because I now knew all the shows by heart). I became fascinated with the idea of someone talking to me from inside the television screen. Does Maddie really think they are talking to her and awaiting her response? During those many viewings I acquired a vast wealth of information on characters, actors, plot lines, writers, music, voices, etc. And let me tell you, it is thrilling beyond belief to discover that you share some interest in said cultural gold with other parents…

“Who makes a better host on Blue’s Clues, Joe or Steve?”

“And why did Steve leave, anyway?”

“I heard he killed himself.” (not true – thank god – my whole magical TV world would have come crashing down if it was)

“Say, have you seen the animation in Sid The Science Kid? It’s so well done!”

HE’S the voice of Elmo??”

Tinky Winky? Definitely gay.”

“Not gay.”

See what I mean? What would we ever talk about without television?

What are your child’s favorite shows?

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